Frequently Asked Questions

What exactly is Beejeebers?

Beejeebers turns your pet photo into a funny custom mugshot-style digital image. You upload a photo, enter your pet’s name and “crime,” and we generate a hilarious preview for you to see.

Do I get to see a preview first?

Yes. That is the fun part. You can create your pet’s preview first, see how ridiculous and adorable they look, and then decide if you want to buy the clean non-watermarked version.

What do I receive if I buy?

You receive a high-resolution digital file of your pet mugshot without the watermark. It is yours to download, keep, share, post, print, and laugh at whenever you want.

Is this a physical product?

No. Right now this is a digital file only. Nothing is shipped to your house, so your mail carrier will not be delivering evidence.

How fast do I get my pet mugshot?

Your preview is generated fast, and once you purchase, you get access to the clean non-watermarked digital version. The goal is a quick, fun, low-friction experience from start to finish.

When do I upload my pet photo?

During the preview creation process. Just upload your pet photo, enter a few details, and we will take it from there.

When do I enter my pet’s name and crime?

During the same preview creation step. You will be able to enter your pet’s name and the crime they are obviously guilty of, like sock theft, unauthorized barking, or destruction of couch property.

What kind of photo works best?

A clear photo of just your pet works best. Good lighting helps a lot. Front-facing or slightly angled photos usually give the best result. Blurry, dark, tiny, or far-away photos can make the final result weaker.

Can I use a photo with more than one pet in it?

It is best to upload a photo with just one pet. If there are multiple pets in the photo, the result may not come out the way you want.

What types of pets can I submit?

Dogs and cats are the best fit right now. Other pets may work, but dogs and cats are definitely the safest bet for the best-looking results.

Can I order more than one pet?

Yes, but each pet should have their own order. One pet per mugshot keeps the result cleaner and gives each little lawbreaker the attention they deserve.

Can I choose the crime?

Yes. You can enter your own crime for your pet, which is half the fun. Make it cute, funny, dramatic, or wildly unfair. That part is up to you.

What if I cannot think of a crime?

No problem. Go with classics like treat theft, excessive zoomies, barking at nothing, toilet paper destruction, or resisting bedtime.

Will my final image have the watermark on it?

No. The watermark is only on the preview version. If you buy, you get the clean image without the watermark.

Can I print my mugshot?

Yes. Since you receive a digital file, you can print it yourself, frame it, post it online, or send it to your friends and family so they can fully appreciate your pet’s criminal career.

Can I use it on social media?

Absolutely. These things are made for social media. Instagram, Facebook, group chats, family drama, all of it.

Is every result exactly the same style?

The overall Beejeebers mugshot style stays consistent, but each pet image is customized using your pet’s photo and details, so every one has its own personality.

What if my photo is bad quality?

The better the photo, the better the result. If your image is super blurry, dark, cropped oddly, or very small, the final mugshot may not turn out as well as it could.

Do you offer refunds?

If there is ever a real issue with your order, contact us and we will make it right. We want people laughing, not rage-emailing.

How do I contact you if I need help?

Reach out through the contact page and we will help you out as quickly as we can.